The Trollege of Of Memers is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by The supreme almighty overlord trollface with an iron fist, and remarkable for its ubiquitous missile silos, anti-smoking policies, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless population of 2.939 billion Trollers are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Trollopolis. The average income tax rate is 70.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient a Memer economy, worth 430 trillion doge coins a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 146,606 doge coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.6 times as much as the poorest.

Organ donation is compulsory, the navy's new flotilla is gonna be a thrilla, enemy agents are generally eliminated with extreme prejudice, and pet owners must make a payment if their charges leave a deposit. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Of Memers's national animal is the Dogs, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Trollege.

Of Memers is ranked 55,697^th in the world and 3,188^th in Lazarus for Most Subsidized Industry, scoring 3,534.65 on the Gilded Widget Scale.